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RT if you woke up questioning your entire life so far and stressing about the uncertainty of your future and just gave up and got bagels
— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) January 31, 2015
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The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) November 30, 2013
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