46.
A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to forgive.
— Ceej (@ceejoyner) May 24, 2013
47.
*approaches hot blonde at supermarket*
"Excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you're blocking the fucking Lunchables?"— matt (@shadygrenade) June 5, 2014
48.
49.
Parmesan Sir?
"Yes please"
Say when.
*Grates Parmesan*
Sir?
"…"
*Grates fingers*
SIR?
"…"
*Grates entire hand*
Please…I have a family.— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) July 8, 2014
50.
Steps to survive on a dessert island:
1. check spelling
2. if correct, enjoy— Very Scary Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) February 4, 2015