It’s that time of the year again, folks – Thanksgiving Clapback season. If you’re not aware of what this beautiful time is, let me educate you real quick.
— Mateo (@matt_ogutu) November 2, 2017
Every Thanksgiving, you go home to your family and celebrate the Europeans invading America and forcing the natives to eat dinner with them. But, while no one wants to remember history, they do want to grill you about everything going on in your life – like, your pathetic love life, your crappy job, and your low GPA. Don’t worry, guys – it’s clap back season. Twitter prepares y’all with the ultimate, savage, petty and clever comebacks for just about any question you’re asked.
— Mark Wright (@lilcal8) November 1, 2017
Auntie: "That's your 2nd plate within a hour?"
— Kiibakun (@Kiibakun) November 2, 2017
— $équon (@HD_SoHoesSee) November 4, 2017
Family friend: You shouldn’t wear your hair like that
Me: You should take back that wig you stole from party city.
— N^2 (@_nadzzz__) November 4, 2017
Aunt: Wasn’t that your fifth biscuit?
Me: Wasn’t that your fifth abortion?#thanksgivingclapback
— Vaguterus (@vaguterus) November 1, 2017