It’s that time of the year again, folks – Thanksgiving Clapback season. If you’re not aware of what this beautiful time is, let me educate you real quick.
It’s officially #ThanksgivingClapback season! Bless. pic.twitter.com/yXDPDvsmx9
— Mateo (@matt_ogutu) November 2, 2017
Every Thanksgiving, you go home to your family and celebrate the Europeans invading America and forcing the natives to eat dinner with them. But, while no one wants to remember history, they do want to grill you about everything going on in your life – like, your pathetic love life, your crappy job, and your low GPA. Don’t worry, guys – it’s clap back season. Twitter prepares y’all with the ultimate, savage, petty and clever comebacks for just about any question you’re asked.
1.
Aunt: You know you shouldn’t party as much as you do. I didn’t when I was your age.
Me: Yeah, because you had a kid. #thanksgivingclapback pic.twitter.com/WDIp8c3O7z— Mark Wright (@lilcal8) November 1, 2017
2.
Auntie: "That's your 2nd plate within a hour?"
Me: "That's your 4th child in 3 years."#thanksgivingclapback pic.twitter.com/K6KcB1bCsX
— Kiibakun (@Kiibakun) November 2, 2017
3.
Aunt: You think you know everything cuz you went to college?
Me: You’d think you know how to keep a man by 45? #ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/Te1JZjaDWH— $équon (@HD_SoHoesSee) November 4, 2017
4.
Family friend: You shouldn’t wear your hair like that
Me: You should take back that wig you stole from party city.
— N^2 (@_nadzzz__) November 4, 2017
5.
Aunt: Wasn’t that your fifth biscuit?
Me: Wasn’t that your fifth abortion?#thanksgivingclapback— Vaguterus (@vaguterus) November 1, 2017