What is better than food? Don’t worry I’ll wait. That’s right, nothing. Whether it’s trying new foods, taking pictures of fancy foods, or eating way too much fast food you just cannot go wrong. Now, it’s obvious to say food is LIFE. I mean literally, can not continue breathing on this spinning floating rock we call earth without it. I’ve been eating food for a little while now, basically my whole life. Don’t mean to brag but I kind of consider myself a pro at the whole eating thing. I’ve been at it for years and I can not stop obsessing over delicious meals, who’s with me? Now, I know we were all told not to play with our food. That doesn’t mean we can’t all enjoy a few hilarious tweet’s that we can all relate to when it comes to all of our favorite pass time, eating food.
1.
*Orders pizza*
What a night
*Phone buzzes*
And a text? Killing it
*checks phone*
ok that was the pizza confirmation but still cruising
— Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) December 17, 2014
2.
hate when people say "if u think this is better than sex, u haven't had good sex!", like no, maybe you've just never had good lasagna, Carol
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) August 4, 2017
3.
saw a husband tonight trade his plate of food with his wife because she liked what he ordered better & that's the kind of marriage i want
— KT (@KatieWasmund) July 22, 2017
4.
DR: you have this disease
ME: oh no
DR: but you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise
ME: OH NO— Ali Garfinkel (@aligarchy) February 18, 2017
5.
Uuh hell yeah I'm "obese"!!!
O verweight
B ecause
E ating
S oothes my
E motional torment— TomSka (@thetomska) August 3, 2017