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Mmmmm this coconut water tastes great, sort of like if you added cum & milk to regular water & then it went bad? Super refreshing. Thanks.
— Jessie 🦇 (@NicCageMatch) June 28, 2012
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honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions
— chuuch (@ch000ch) January 12, 2014
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[hands over brown bag with £10,000 ransom]
"Now give me my wife."
"This is short by £2.39"
[hides Mcflurry] "it's all I got."— Paul (@FrenulumBreve) December 23, 2014