There are three stores in the world that are equivalent to walking into the seventh circle of hell – HomeGoods, Marshalls and T.J. Maxx. Surprisingly, yet not so surprisingly, these stores are all affiliated with each other and work side-by-side as a gang of evil geniuses to make us spend our hard-earned cash on things we don’t need now/will never need a day in any of our lives. We walk in for one simple little sale item and walk out with three shopping carts filled with dog toys (we don’t have a dog), inexpensive cooking supplies (we UberEats), books (who even reads?) and 67 candles that’ll probably burn our houses down. Why? Because everything is marked so *inexpensively* we always think we’re getting a great sale – and, let’s be real, who can pass up a really good sale?
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TJ Maxx cashier: “Did you find everything you were looking for?”
*Me unloading full cart*
First of all, I wasn’t looking for any of this
— Mads (@madswill_) October 21, 2017
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https://twitter.com/TreyRazanauskas/status/918668137540849665?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fkristinharris%2Ftweets-only-people-who-shop-at-tj-maxx-can-truly
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https://twitter.com/McilroyMaddi/status/923319805393932288
4.
I will name my first born T.J. Maxx so finally someone in my bloodline will be considered the coolest kid at school.
— Ryan (@ryanshowmont) October 16, 2017
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*enters TJ maxx line with one pair of pants*
*leaves with a pair of pants, 2 candles, a new charger, exotic plant, new perspective on life*— CERTIFIED LOVER BOY (@tlynchiebaby) October 21, 2017