27 Of The Dumbest Rules Made By Crazy Parents

26. From user AlwayssunnyNsocal:

You’re only allowed to listen to Disney radio because all other music will make you violent. This was said all the time to my best friends nephew. He grew up to be in 1 of the biggest motorcycle ‘clubs’ in California. Damn you Disney radio.

27. From user Bustyturtlelover:

My parents tell me I can’t watch porn or masturbate, because either will become an addiction that will cause my life to fall apart, leaving me homeless and sucking dick for spare change for a Happy meal.