Everyone loves a good dad joke. They’re short, sweet, and painfully funny. While not all dads are winners, dad jokes on the other hand always deserve a good laugh. We rounded up our favorite dad jokes online so, prepare for some giggles.
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Just recieved this message… #dadjokes pic.twitter.com/OGf7ekXN1o
— Char Poolton (@charpoolton) March 5, 2018
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People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks.
We really need to raise the bar.#dadjokes
— Matt Fawcett (@Fawcett_Matt) March 22, 2018
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What does a painter do if he gets cold?
He puts on another coat.#DadJokes— David Lamb (@fuselamb) March 24, 2018
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I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today.
Don't worry, I'm not hurt.
It was a soft drink.#dadjokes— Syd Collado (@Nangat22) April 20, 2017
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There was a robbery at the Apple store. The police are rounding up iWitnesses.
— dw (@DaveWestgard) March 20, 2018
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Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.#dadjokes
— C&C Geekcast (@CandCGeekcast) April 20, 2017
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Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs #weekdayjokes #dadjokes
— David F (@DavidFrischling) April 27, 2017
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Can February March?
No, but April May.#DadJokes
— BeardedMOGuy (@BeardedMOGuy) April 18, 2017
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey…
But, I turned myself around. ??
— Heather (@RedShiningStar) April 22, 2017
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The rotation of earth really makes my day.#dadjokes
— Rod M Whitlock (@RodWhitlock) April 21, 2017