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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue. #dadjokes
— JoLee Schuehler (@joxschu) March 19, 2018
14.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) March 25, 2018
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How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.#dadjokes
— ? Crazzzy Gone ? (@CrazzzyKen) March 17, 2018
12.
Why do all hotdogs look the same?
-They’re in bread #dadjokes
— Tristan Hagan (@The_THagan) March 21, 2018
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What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) March 1, 2018
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I buy my guns from a guy who calls himself “T-Rex.” He’s a small arms dealer.#DadJokes
— Justin Lloyd (@lloydus2215137) March 25, 2018
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Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?
I was heels over head.#dadjokes
— Matt Fawcett (@Fawcett_Matt) March 24, 2018
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next level #dadjokes pic.twitter.com/AH9op9hipi
— alt-f4 (@carpartsf) March 22, 2018
5.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You can step in a poodle #DadJokes
— Shower Thoughts With Dad (@ThinkWithDad) March 24, 2018