Cooking out this weekend? Don't forget the pickle. It's kind of a big dill. #dadjokes
— Adopt A Dad (@AdoptADad) April 30, 2017
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
…..Only a fraction of people will understand this.#dadjokes #math
— Vince Favreaux (@storyofericnjoe) April 28, 2017
Son: "Dad, I'm hungry"
Dad: "Hi hungry, I'm Dad"#DadJokes
— Dad Jokes (@fatherlyhumor) December 7, 2016
At O&B with Dad. Hostess: 'Do you have reservations?' Dad: 'No. I'm confident I want to eat here.' #dadjokes #ftw
— Sam (@EssaiSam) August 27, 2015
Why did the baseball player get a music deal?
His first single was a hit.#DadJokes
— Ed Betts (@Ed_Betts) March 24, 2018
How often do you like jokes about Elements? Periodically #DadJokes pic.twitter.com/vJoHTHdbnb
— Peter Katevatis (@CGWM_Katevatis) March 20, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field. #dadjokes
— Kody Rothfus (@kody_rothfus) March 20, 2018
Why is Dracula more creative at night? Because he gets to think outside the box.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) March 12, 2018
Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. #dadjokes
— The Dumpster Baby (@FunnyPantsTV) March 22, 2018
“Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta away”- my dad He think he has jokes #dadjokes
— Talia? (@talialopez03) March 21, 2018