Some girls can make anything look sexy. Like casually peeling off a sweater, or eating a lollipop, or whatever. Some girls (me) can literally put on stripper heels and gyrate around a pole and get only confused, blank looks in return. Although, the brunt of this generally falls more on the dude than anything else.
Some dudes are just that perfect combo of clueless and shy that renders any and all come-ons null and embarrassing…although, you’ve probably never had as bad an experience as any of the people who responded in this recent AskReddit thread: “Ladies, what is the most obvious hint you’ve dropped that went unnoticed by a guy?”
Truffleshuffled knows what’s important in life:
Early interaction with my boyfriend-
Me: “That suit looks great on you. It would look better on the floor.”
Him: “That would wrinkle the suit.”
Bless Bimpnottin‘s heart:
My then-not-boyfriend and I were waiting at the train station on my train home; he would leave with the bus after it arrived. My train came and I thought ‘fuck it’ and kissed my then-not-boyfriend on the mouth. Immediately after, I jumped on the train, on which the doors then closed. I didn’t see his reaction nor felt it so I sat pretty anxious on the train, thinking I ruined it all. About 5 minutes later, I got a text saying:
‘That was meant as a friends kiss, right?’
Hey 8BitBirb, maybe he was hiding his tent pole:
Last summer I was doing my best to seduce who is my current boyfriend. We were going swimming at a friend’s house, and while they were changing into their bathing suits in the house, me and him make our way to the pool.
I take advantage of this moment to strip in front of him, as sensual as possible. (Bathing suit was underneath my clothes.)
He runs past me, full sprint, and cannonballs into the pool.
Hey, at least he’s got his priorities in order, coffeeisheroin.
After a conversation with my boyfriend about not being obvious enough when trying to initiate sex, I decided to entice him by posing naked on the corner of the bed and seductively whispering “Hey, you” as he walked in the room.
His reaction? He walks in the room, gives me a bro nod, and says, “Hey, babe! I gotta poop.”
We did NOT end up having sex that night.