Amazon is known for offering a wide variety of products. No matter what you’re shopping for, Amazon has it and they can usually get it to you in a matter of hours. This isn’t news to anyone who’s ever shopped online. However, being the largest internet retailer, Amazon also houses several rather disturbing objects. These are just a few of the f*cking weirdest ones we could find. Read on, if you dare…
1. A scream jar to help you release all of your bottled-up rage.
Honestly, every office should have one of these.
Check it out HERE.
2. This dog drying bag that’s supposed to quickly fluff your pup’s fur after bath time.
I’m sorry, but this has to be some form of animal abuse right?
Check it out HERE.
3. A ‘Boyfriend Pillow’ that you can actually snuggle up with.
Just as good as the real thing!
Check it out HERE.
4. A field identification guide of stray shopping carts so you’ll never be caught off guard.
How embarrassing…
Check it out HERE.
5. This toilet poncho so you can “go” just about anywhere.
Basically a giant diaper. BUT WHY?
Check it out HERE.
6. This iconic piece of artwork that could be gracing your morning coffee vessel.
Who knew Mona could twerk?
Check it out HERE.
7. A potato you can send that special someone a message with.
I’ve missed you, here’s a potato.
Check it out HERE.
8. This rather realistic-looking tortilla blanket.
Maybe for when you feel like a burrito.
Check it out HERE.
9. A box of edible chocolate anuses to feed your appetite.
To each their own…
Check it out HERE.
10. This face slimmer that’s supposed to reduce wrinkles.
No comment necessary.
Check it out HERE.
11. Literally, 55 gallons of lube.
Just guess how much it costs, please.
Check it out HERE.
12. These Goosh Pants in case your toilet poncho doesn’t work out.
What a time to be alive.
Check it out HERE.
13. This life-size hand that’s also a butt plug.
Mother of God.
Check it out HERE.
What in the actual?
Full disclosure: We may receive some portion of the sales made on this list. That is if you’re crazy enough to buy any of it.