Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant
— Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo) November 5, 2012
5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message"
— Mae (@mzeld) January 10, 2015
*logs onto Facebook*
*first post is an engagement announcement*
*second post is baby announcement*
— Heather Hemmer (@HettaHemma) May 22, 2017
A bouquet of roses: 1000
A box of chocolates: 1500
A valentines day card: 200
Saving 2700 because you’re single: Priceless
Single life >>
— Ayeshay (@champagne_lassi) February 13, 2018
DONT WAIT FOR SOMEBODY TO TREAT YOU ON VALENTINES DAY IF YOU'RE SINGLE! TREAT YOURSELF! GO GET SOME CHOCOLATE FOR YOURSELF! LOOK GOOD! PUT ON CUTE OR COMFY CLOTHES! GO WATCH A MOVIE! GO EAT! YOU CAN SELF LOVE THIS WEEK AND YOU DESERVE NOTHING BUT THE BEST! SO GO SPOIL YOURSELF!
— Bluest Blue (@bluestblueAEV) February 13, 2018