31.
Pancake day on a diet or valentines day single, the next 48 hours are gonna be shit.
— Darren Bell (@darren_bell) February 13, 2018
32.
Being single on Valentines Day isn't bad. Like my mom always said "life is like a box of chocolates, sarah you're trash"
— Sarah Schauer (@SJSchauer) February 11, 2018
33.
You really can't ever claim to be happy and single on valentines day without people thinking you're actually miserable and lonely. Like no hun I'm deadthefuckass about being happy alone ? I'm not gon say nothin tho, y'all got it
— wastegyal (@H3NNYC0K3) February 13, 2018
34.
whats the difference between me and a calendar?
a calendar has dates
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) December 21, 2014
35.
so crazy to think about how my future significant other is currently out there, in the world, wondering why they have no arms or legs or body at all and no conscience because they don’t actually exist and i’m gonna be alone forever
— conan gray (@conangray) December 30, 2017
36.
Friend:"my husband just got promoted, Im pregnant, and we just bought our first house! What have u been up to?
Me: pic.twitter.com/UOtI0ogivq— Cabbage Cat (@CabbageCatMemes) March 27, 2016
37.
Serious question: how much are wedding cakes? And how weird would it be if I wanted to buy one just to eat? By myself?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 9, 2015
38.
Tired of being single? Just lower your standards a bit. My new girlfriend is a coconut taped to a mop.
— Mike Bianchi (@Mike_Bianchi) January 1, 2016
39.
A lot of being single and living alone is learning to keep the place nice "for you," and "the people who would find your body if you died."
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) January 30, 2016
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A lot of being single and living alone is learning to keep the place nice "for you," and "the people who would find your body if you died."
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) January 30, 2016