20.
— helena (@helenadonahue) August 20, 2017
21.
me realizing i have a crush on someone pic.twitter.com/dPuNUnIm6g
— Hannah Giorgis (@ethiopienne) March 9, 2017
22.
When you're done with men pic.twitter.com/DYem9s6vET
— Vitor Forte (@VitorForte) July 1, 2017
23.
My dogs are all “Girl, you are awesome. Why are you single?” And I’m all “Probably because I have conversations with my dogs, dudes.”
— Your Name Here ? (@notittryagain) January 1, 2018
24.
im so single i didnt even know it was valentines day this week
— Nate Garner (@natekgarner) February 12, 2018
25.
Since Ash Wednesday and Valentines Day coincide who wants to help me give up being single for Lent?
— Jay Arnold (@JArnoldTAMU85) February 11, 2018
26.
When a friend asks me when was the last time I got laid pic.twitter.com/MozkY2tERT
— Tsume (@TsumeAlphaWolf) February 23, 2016
27.
sometimes I get sad cus I'm single then I remember Rihanna is single n I get happy then I remember Rihanna is wealthy n I get sad again
— glolita (@LilGlolita) April 30, 2016
28.
Remember for Valentine's Day, massage her, oil her up, lay her out, spread tomato sauce on, sprinkle some cheese, put in oven, pizza's ready
— The Drunk Jake (@TheDrunkJake) February 10, 2017
29.
Taken: Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
Single: Happy Ash Wednesday! ❤️
— VMiguel Gonzales (@VMiguelG) February 13, 2018
30.
me single: valentines day is nothing more than a capitalist holiday intended to monetize basic human emotions
me in a relationship: valentines day is nothing more than a capitalist holiday intended to monetize basic human emotions
— Roxie (@roxieyramirez) February 10, 2018