20.
— helen (@helen) August 20, 2017
21.
https://twitter.com/ethiopienne/status/839889884223582210
22.
https://twitter.com/VitorForte/status/881134567725445121
23.
My dogs are all “Girl, you are awesome. Why are you single?” And I’m all “Probably because I have conversations with my dogs, dudes.”
— Your Name Here (@notittryagain) January 1, 2018
24.
im so single i didnt even know it was valentines day this week
— Nate Garner (@natekgarner) February 12, 2018
25.
Since Ash Wednesday and Valentines Day coincide who wants to help me give up being single for Lent?
— Jay Arnold (@CoachJayArnold) February 11, 2018
26.
When a friend asks me when was the last time I got laid pic.twitter.com/MozkY2tERT
— Tsume (@TsumeAlphaWolf) February 23, 2016
27.
https://twitter.com/LilGlolita/status/726274163380383744
28.
Remember for Valentine's Day, massage her, oil her up, lay her out, spread tomato sauce on, sprinkle some cheese, put in oven, pizza's ready
— The Drunk Jake (@TheDrunkJake) February 10, 2017
29.
Taken: Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
Single: Happy Ash Wednesday! ❤️
— VMG (@VMiguelG) February 13, 2018
30.
https://twitter.com/roxieyramirez/status/962121022760681473