11.
[first date]
me: So, do you like street magic?
her: Not really
me: [releases 7 doves under table] Haha yeah me either— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) October 2, 2015
12.
pizza won't divorce you
pizza won't betray you
pizza won't cheat on you
pizza won't fight with youwhy don't people just marry pizza
— 9GAG ❤️ Memeland (@9GAG) October 11, 2015
13.
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
— Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri) May 26, 2014
14.
Yup that just about sums it up #singleprob pic.twitter.com/D2JlIdSOS8
— Single Probs (@singleprob) February 17, 2014
15.
https://twitter.com/ehjovan/status/962737786620186624
16.
So I’m @ the bank waiting in line & the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, she’s laughing & he’s attractive so I can tell she’s digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says “with what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?” SON, my chest 😭
— B. (@Ticklemelili) January 26, 2018
17.
https://twitter.com/Tamashay/status/829500210867011584
18.
https://twitter.com/tonyament/status/961369239251660805
19.
If you’re dreading being single on Valentines Day.. just remember you are single every other day too
— Morgan Pederson (@morganpederson) February 5, 2018