With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, it’s hard to get excited when you’re single as a Pringle (never understood that saying seeing as Pringles come in a can with dozens of other chips). Anyway, if you’re single, there’s usually not much to look forward to in terms of romance–unless you count the half priced chocolate you can buy the day after. Oh, and getting the entire bed to yourself. Bless up.
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https://twitter.com/msdanifernandez/status/594993230170591232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fstephenlaconte%2Ftweets-that-will-make-single-people-laugh-and-cringe-at
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https://twitter.com/FreddyAmazin/status/653703227301433344
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Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.
— Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) March 5, 2014
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https://twitter.com/DottyThorpe/status/897120659167379456
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https://twitter.com/RuthePhoenix/status/558963279176171520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats
— Jade Van Kley (@BacklineNurse) September 3, 2015
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/603197832401588224
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9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.
— Peter Smithson (@P_Smithson) February 14, 2015
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https://twitter.com/pinupteacher/status/541697891065405440
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Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) May 6, 2014