There are a few things I’d like to get through life without ever imagining. Donald Trump Jr. going to town on himself like he’s using a shake weight is undoubtedly one of them. My mind’s eye is now officially burning after Donald Jr. was caught following a pretty intense porn account on Twitter. Now, as far as the world of extreme or hardcore porn goes this is pretty mild. If you’ve ever browsed around a porn website, you’ve probably seen something you didn’t even know were fathomable. I think it’s just disgusting because we’re now forced to envision Donald Trump Jr. in a sexual manner, and I just threw up on my keyboard. I’d even say it’s mild compared to what we know his father’s into you know the whole grabbing chicks thing?
DON JR RED ALERT pic.twitter.com/MYXJgl3OY2
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) January 11, 2018
So it looks like Donnie Jr. is into a bit of choking and who can blame him? There is an infinite number of things to bash Donald Jr for. I just don’t think this is one of them. If choking during sex is something to be embarrassed about, then color my face red. I’m more confused about how this happens. Everybody watches porn, but nobody in their right mind gets off via Twitter. You’re already on your phone or computer you’re like 90% of the way to safely pleasuring yourself with nobody finding out what you’re gets your rocks off. Being the son of the president you’d think he would know how to jerk it privately then again he is his father’s son so let’s not give him too much credit. It just sucks we all know what gets Donald Jr’s blood flowing. Gross.
The Twitter account Donald Jr. followed was @djr_102 and was filled with some incredibly bizarre tweets besides from the whole rough choking sex picture. I had a feeling Donald Jr. was a weird dude, but that was mostly because he reminds me of the spoiled kid of some evil villain in a movie. Regardless of that, it’s hard to get around how downright strange some of these tweets really are.