Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about our boobs.
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Sometimes I just want a cute and sexy person to bring me coffee in bed in the morning and then not talk to me.
— Gigi Engle (@GigiEngle) January 15, 2018
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Boy are you a yard sale? Because I'm not buying any of your shit.
— Marnie (@offbeatoliv) January 15, 2018
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https://twitter.com/lexiberube/status/953665144374136832