People Share Tiny Things They Do That Make Society Just A Little Bit Worse

How can someone possibly enjoy that?

 I like to make small spelling mistakes in my sentences.

How is this person in my head?

 I have a bad habit of singing the chorus for ridin dirty when i see someone on a scooter or wheelchair

Karma at work.

I don’t do it any more, but when I was just a wee lad, for years I would go in the bathroom of fast food restaurants and put ketchup packets under the nubs between the bowl and the toilet seat. For no reason. Years man.

Then the inevitable happened. I went to a McDonalds just before closing. Got myself a Big Mac. Next morning, I got up early and stopped in the same McDonalds for a breakfast sandwich. Stopped by the bathroom to drop a deuce. I guess the employees there don’t clean the restrooms at the end of the day.

I was wearing white. It was deserved. All of it.