I tell little kids that Santa is real and will bring them anything they want as long as they ask their parents for it enough times.
At house parties I help clean up afterwards but secretly hide a TV remote in a very obscure place. Potted plants are my favorite.
I donate $2.01 every week to St Jude’s. Works out to $104.52 and I get to write it off of my taxes as $105.. Getting the government for .48¢