Guys Answer All The Crazy Questions Women Have About The Male Gender

Of all the places to sit and be on your phone, why the toilet? You’re just hovering over your own filth for a long time and hogging the bathroom from everyone else.

Exactly. There’s no one else in there.

How do you cope with the ridiculous male body standards?

 By being single.

 Do men even care about lingerie? I feel like we could be wearing a diaper and they don’t notice . It seems a waste to buy pretty lingerie

Some men care about the wrapping, some men care about the gift, a wise man appreciates both.