Guys Answer All The Crazy Questions Women Have About The Male Gender

Who teaches guys urinal etiquette?

All it takes is one time of dropping your pants and undies to the floor for you to realize that is not proper procedure to pee butt ass naked, standing uncomfortably close to another dude.

Do you like girls that wear makeup, do their nails and stuff or that dont do that? Do you find girls/women that like guns hot or appealing? What’s your favorite trait of a girl?

Yes, I like it when girls wear makeup. Yes, I like it when they don’t wear makeup. Yes, I like girls who like guns. Perhaps unsurprisingly, women who are passionate about their interests are exceptionally attractive. Personally, I like women who seem like they’re able to take care of themselves.

What does it really feel like to be hit in the balls? Like could you compare it to another experience (like being hurt somewhere else) because every time I’ve ever asked guys they just say it’s really hurts and that’s it.

Imagine the shock of straddling an electric fence. A sharp pain followed by radiating agony up into the stomach and chest that only the sweet release of death can remedy.

don’t forget the lingering feeling that you’re about to explode with diarrhea that could last a fair bit of time.