Basically, anything to do with dick/balls. How do erections just happen? How do they feel? How do dicks twitch? Do balls move/adjust on their own throughout the day? How does that feel? What’s your refractory period? Is it “set” (I know age can affect it, I think), or could it change depending on partners? How do male orgasms feel? WHY DON’T GUYS MOAN MORE OFTEN?!? ARE YOU EVEN REAL??? Ahem. Essentially, what is it like to live with a bratwurst between your legs 24/7?
Erections can happen two ways, generally. One is more consciously pumping blood in there (by clenching the same muscle that controls when you stop peeing) like male kegel exercises. Usually it doesn’t get hard immediately and it’ll get progressively harder with each pump. Secondly, it can just inflate like a balloon from 0 to 100. Instantly 100% hard and you didn’t even do anything. (EDIT: Those are often the sneaky unexpected boners, but they’re also good signs that you are in a state of natural horniness, and haven’t just forced it)
They feel like any other part of the body, I guess? Bit weird without a muscle in it, though. In that sense, it has a bit of its own mind.
Blood flow regulation.
Yes.
Extremely subtle or not at all. So extreme that I would have to be in a meditative state.
It changes from day to day to orgasm to orgasm within a single day, depending on what you came to, how your day’s been, etc. etc. So probably depending on partners as well, yeah.
Like a burst of energy and then simultaneous lethargy in the penis and sort of radiating into the balls and crotch area.
We are trained to be stealthy fappers from a young age. Hard to change that habit. Though I think it’s more fun to make noise with someone, there’s hardly any point alone.
How weird is it to have a dick and balls hanging between your legs getting in the way of your walking and just like … hanging off you … seems weird
They’re not really between the legs as much as they are slightly in front of our legs.
We can touch our thighs together without smashing junk.
Do you ever try to aim at anything in the urinal when you pee, or do you not think about the action of you peeing and just aim subconsciously?
I always aim if it’s at all possible. Missing, or worse, getting hit with splashback, is terrible. Sometimes, you have to take matters on faith, when your vision is doubled or you’re still waking up. There is a sort of checklist that runs through my head before starting the stream. Once all systems are go, you only have a fraction of a second after starting when you are still able to abort the flow without (potentially painful) consequences.