50 Tinder Conversations That’ll Make You Swear Off Dating Apps Until The Next Time You’re Drunk

36. If you take me to Panda Express, I’ll express you out my life, boy.

Probably not, Brad

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37. Way too long to read, Fred.

No one has time for your novel, Fred

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38. No, but you can sit on a golden egg.

This dude just ruined my childhood

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39. Well, that’s scary.

It's almost Halloween. What are you going to be?

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40. Ok, Calvin Harris, calm down.

And now you'll never know

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