50 Tinder Conversations That’ll Make You Swear Off Dating Apps Until The Next Time You’re Drunk by Laura Thompson 36. If you take me to Panda Express, I’ll express you out my life, boy. Probably not, Brad A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on Dec 9, 2016 at 5:47pm PST 37. Way too long to read, Fred. No one has time for your novel, Fred A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on Dec 8, 2016 at 4:33pm PST 38. No, but you can sit on a golden egg. This dude just ruined my childhood A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on Nov 12, 2016 at 12:12pm PST 39. Well, that’s scary. It's almost Halloween. What are you going to be? A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on Oct 30, 2016 at 4:24pm PDT 40. Ok, Calvin Harris, calm down. And now you'll never know A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on Oct 11, 2016 at 7:36pm PDT Page 8 of 10Previous 12345678910Next