50 Tinder Conversations That’ll Make You Swear Off Dating Apps Until The Next Time You’re Drunk

16. Someone’s into pain, it seems.

Not as much of a turn on as you would think

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17. Supermarket fruit, the beginning of every romantic relationship.

Great opening line. Great work

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18. Get this kid a dictionary.

It's good to learn

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19. Randy clearly lives with his mom.

this is more of a threat than a nightmare

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20. Um, no thanks?

Romance is not dead

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