50 Tinder Conversations That’ll Make You Swear Off Dating Apps Until The Next Time You’re Drunk

6. Let me call my father real quick and ask him what he thinks.

I can guarantee that this will work 0 times out of 100

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7. Good. F*cking. Bye.

???

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8. Sorry, I’m already hanging up in The Met. Busy.

No, is your name Travis because that’s a perfect name for a basic douche with a shitty pickup line?

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9. Knock Kock, jump off a bridge. Thanks.

These are not the knock knock jokes I remember from childhood

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10. Never heard that one before, Spencer.

Not bad, Spencer. Not bad

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