50 Tinder Conversations That’ll Make You Swear Off Dating Apps Until The Next Time You’re Drunk

36. If you take me to Panda Express, I’ll express you out my life, boy.

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37. Way too long to read, Fred.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNxsKWZBxx-/?taken-by=tindernightmares

38. No, but you can sit on a golden egg.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMuRryNBS1k/?taken-by=tindernightmares

39. Well, that’s scary.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMNJVyIBDsT/?taken-by=tindernightmares

40. Ok, Calvin Harris, calm down.

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