I just LOL’d at Campotter‘s story:
When i was 18 and foolish a girl once asked me if i was into ‘role-playing games’
I said of course! And promptly started showing her my WOW account… she left pretty soon after.
I just LOL’d at Alicewouldnever‘s, as well. My type of girl:
After many moons of trying get this guy in bed I straight up humped his leg in an act of horny desperation. He thought it was hilarious. Years later he asked me why we never hooked up.
Edit: some clarification
We were making out on his couch at the time. I didn’t just attack him and try to fuck his leg.
Ouchhhhh Bloodwoodnewb this sounds more…like..a rejection?
Him: “I dont want to pressure you, but it’s pretty late and I think you should spend the night. My couch is super comfortable and I can make it up for you if you’d like.’
Me: “Maybe I could sleep in your bed with you.”
Him: “I promise the couch isn’t bad”
Brutal.
Well you don’t, Eternally_Curious…
I was living with my then-boyfriend a few years ago. Feeling a little flirtatious, I suggested we could take a shower together, you know, to save water, wink wink.
His response? “Why? We don’t pay for water.”
Shut. Down.