That is horrifying.
at my first sleepover I ended up in the ER because we watched IT and i fell and hit my head after running down the hallway to escape the flushing toilet.
— Meaghan O'Connell (@meaghano) December 5, 2017
BURY WHAT?!? YOUR POOP?!?
i was 10, clogged the toilet at my friend’s house and was pretty embarrassed, said nothing to anyone. the next morning my friend’s mom woke me up super early, took me out to the woods and made me dig a hole and bury it
— angrycomics (@angrycomics) December 5, 2017
Everyone else was clearly jealous.
sleepover w my 4th grade boyfriend, he played me "can you feel the love tonight" on his electric keyboard. the girls at school found out and thought i was a big ol slut (i did not even know sex was a thing)
— Alice Wilder (@Alice_Wilder) December 5, 2017
That mom sucks majorly.
This is going to seem really silly but in elementary school, my best friend had a birthday/sleepover and his mom came up with nicknames for everyone and printed them on a bunch of party items.
Mine was "The Man". I hated it so much, I've never forgotten it.
— Katelyn Burns (@transscribe) December 5, 2017
My heart is breaking.
I, undiagnosed or -medicated, had written a suicide note, then realized I didn’t ACTUALLY want to die and threw it away, but it was found by a janitor and my parents took me from the party early so they could take me to the ER
— Julia Maccabee (@juleshastweets) December 5, 2017
Someone is watching too much Pretty Woman.
Girl hosting the bday slumber party wore red silk teddy as PJs at age 8 & it freaked me out. I WALKED HOME& didn't tell anyone I'd left???
— Evie (@ohevie) December 5, 2017
Basically, girls can be really mean. But, it seems as though the moms can be even worse. I mean seriously, what kind of parent would make a young child go out and bury their poop in the woods because her toilet was clogged? SH*T HAPPENS (literally) no use in ruining a person’s childhood over it.
Please, Jesus, don’t let me have a daughter.