How awful must this feel?
“My mom made me invite you because you’re poor.”
I didn’t want to tell my mom & hurt her feelings, so I stayed. I was awake all night.
— Norah Woodsey (@NorahWoodsey) December 5, 2017
I mean, I’d do the same.
ugh I was in karate in the 4th grade and we all slept in the dojo. I got up in the middle of the night bc anxiety then stepped on my glasses on accident. I ate a shit ton of snacks and went back to sleep. in the a.m. the sensei was like "WHERE R ALL THE SNACKS" I said nothing
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) December 5, 2017
Who dares someone to pick their nose?
3rd grade. Truth or Dare w 36 (yes) girls. was dared to pick my nose. Threw temper tantrum. Stormed upstairs. Slept in guest room. ACTUALLY woke up sick at 4am. Vomited over the bed … onto another girl who was sleeping on floor.
— Caro (@socarolinesays) December 5, 2017
All traumatizing.
Where do I start? The time I fell asleep first and they emptied an entire can of ultra hold hairspray on my head? Or the time they poured water on me to try to make my pee my pants? Or the time my friend got mad at me for waking up first? Or the time I saw my friend's mom naked
— Robin (@robinathefirst) December 5, 2017
OMG NO.
i was getting my (quite curly!) hair braided and wound up with a GIANT knot in the back of my head
which we cut off
— danielle (@jekyllian) December 5, 2017