People Are Sharing Their Worst Slumber Party Stories And It’ll Make You Pray You Never Have A Daughter

That is horrifying.

BURY WHAT?!? YOUR POOP?!?

https://twitter.com/angrycomics/status/937867207756959744

Everyone else was clearly jealous.

https://twitter.com/Alice_Wilder/status/937847508730109953

That mom sucks majorly.

My heart is breaking.

https://twitter.com/juleshastweets/status/937845793897279488

Someone is watching too much Pretty Woman.

Basically, girls can be really mean. But, it seems as though the moms can be even worse. I mean seriously, what kind of parent would make a young child go out and bury their poop in the woods because her toilet was clogged? SH*T HAPPENS (literally) no use in ruining a person’s childhood over it.

Please, Jesus, don’t let me have a daughter.