11. This isn’t what it looks like!
It's really hard to explain that your eyes are really red from allergies and not weed when you're buying cupcakes and a pound of Doritos.
— emily (@SwearySpice) March 19, 2013
12. There are just so many options!
Marijuana is the gateway drug to taking 45 minutes to pick out which color Gatorade you want to buy.
— elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) April 26, 2016
13. So you’re telling me my whole high school experience is a lie?
Before I knew what weed was I thought all the cool kids were gesturing to each other about sucking tiny rat dicks behind the school.
— ceej (@ceejoyner) October 2, 2012
14. Play it cool Barry nobody can tell you’re ripped.
https://twitter.com/CarlyGanzz/status/933337354546352128
15. Bruh, mind blown…
https://twitter.com/hitsablunt_/status/512715142203596800