John Mayer is on everyone’s “hall pass” list – it’s not a secret. The singer/songwriter may be known as an “a**hole” in the industry, but those bedroom eyes can knock me off my feet any day of the week. But, aside from his swoon-worthy songs and his luscious lips, John Mayer apparently has a really great sense of humor. If that doesn’t make you want to bone him even more, I’m not sure what will.
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Hi girls I'm John, single, I wear a patch for back pain and have a daily phone alarm set to remind me to take antacid. Real bad boy type.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) July 14, 2017
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RT if you shout "heyyyyy" when you yawn
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) July 29, 2017
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ba·lo·ney
bəˈlōnē/
(noun) 1. a mix of bored and lonely. Used in a sentence: "would you like a baloney sandwich?"— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) July 29, 2017
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Dangerous is the man who tweets his mind and doesn't look at his mentions.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) July 27, 2017
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Oh you love Metallica? Name three of their t-shirts.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) July 21, 2017