40.
Remember, when you get a twitch, it’s actually the ghost of a child who is tapping you because it wants you to read it a story.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) April 23, 2017
39.
Food fact: there is a little plastic pouch in every bag of beef jerky to ensure it stays stale.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) July 16, 2017
38.
I unsubscribed from a bunch of email lists today, and now I’m kind of lonely and wondering what Zappos is up to.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 27, 2017
37.
My theory works: you can write whatever mean stuff you want to a random twitter hater as long as you follow it up with “when are we getting dinner again?” Everyone will think you’re old friends ribbing each other. Except the hater.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 25, 2017
36.
I had a well-known friend years ago whose phone number was leaked to the world. Her phone rang constantly, and voice mail was filled within seconds. What did all the messages say? “I just wanted you to know, you may want to change your number. Someone gave it out.”
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 25, 2017