Renting can be tough, but it’s really the only option most of us have these days. Dreams of one day owning a home are exactly that; just dreams.
Know who knows this more than anyone? Landlords.
Chances are, your landlord isn’t the most attentive and caring person. They know they hold all the cards. They know how much it sucks to move. They know there’s someone willing to move into your place if you threaten to leave. Because of this, they put forth zero effort and take a third of your paycheck every month.
That all being said, let do what we do when we know we don’t have any real power in a situation. Let’s talk some shit about them.
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property management company: thanks for submitting a repair ticket. we'll have someone call you in 1-12 weeks
me: awesome thank youprivate landlord: sorry to hear your roof caved in. my son Bonzo is on his way over to fix it with a blowtorch
me: awesome thank you— cj (@futurevictim) April 25, 2019
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ridiculous that so many landlords don’t allow dogs. i have kept this creature fed and healthy for six years but you’d rather rent to a gamer without pets?
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 25, 2019
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Should convicts be allowed to vote? Uh…they are alive and…living in a democracy, right? What is the controversy?
If we want to take away the vote from people whose interests don't align with society at large, let's start with landlords.
— Existential Comics (@existentialcoms) April 24, 2019
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me: my hot water doesn’t work
landlord: not my domain
firelord: nor mine
me: what
waterlord: [rising out of the sink] WHO DARES DISRUPT THE MIGHTY WATERLORD, GOD OF THE 7 SEAS
me: i-i do. My hot water doesn’t work
waterlord: oh shit for real? i'll call the plumber
— Kellen (@captainkalvis) February 5, 2019
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ridiculous that so many landlords don’t allow dogs. i have kept this creature fed and healthy for six years but you’d rather rent to a gamer without pets?
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 25, 2019
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My landlord threatened to evict me if i don’t check out his band! has anyone heard of wavves
— grace (@tigerboy420) April 22, 2019
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i messaged my landlord about our broken washing machine and this is his response pic.twitter.com/6Wm5CfZ9Gl
— seren (@serenxm) April 22, 2019
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landlord:
me: not today pic.twitter.com/Lk15Omen6e
— Flexington Ave Local (@Dr_TacoMD) April 29, 2019
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My landlord is obsessed w rent that was due literally weeks ago ? Move on babe
— cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies) November 9, 2018
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