When you’re looking to get a kid a toy and you enter the toy store, you’re always looking for something simple. Why not grab this regular run of the mill looking horse? The kids will love it. You should’ve known from the look on the horses face he’s got something to be embarrassed about. Look no further than the horse’s junk. There seems to be a very rudimentary designed penis between this guy’s leg. First off, why add the d*ck in the first place? And if you’re going to add it why does it look like a 6th grader depiction of a d*ck on his buddies homework or something. This design was taken out of a bathroom stall or something. Not very anatomically correct. Not that I’m an expert on horse anatomy.
Not sure why this toy needs this level of detail pic.twitter.com/WB7WKJQKcI
— bob (@atbobb) January 5, 2017
Our friend Bob purchased the horse in a set of several other animal buddies. The strange thing is, none of the other creatures were packing some meat. Out of the 7 animals, this horse is the only one bringing a different meaning to being a stud.
The gorilla, lion, zebra, giraffe, pig, and sheep do not have dicks. Only the horse.
— bob (@atbobb) January 5, 2017
Naturally, Twitter jumped all over this one. Because come on, penises are funny. I mean besides the fact that it was put on a child’s toy the visual is pretty funny. Obviously, many people on Twitter had different takes on the matter. Some more interesting than the next.