cock size is not proportional here. id demand a refund unless they make the cock bigger.
— Stef Rich (@sexyhitler_420) January 5, 2017
Even the horse doesn't appear to understand what's going on here
— linds ? (@styrovor) January 5, 2017
I feel like it's not even to scale tbh fail all around
— thankskipping (@RoyaltonPatrick) January 5, 2017
"show me on the pony where he touched you"
— ash (@Ashley_Says) April 8, 2017
*wondering* do they make a donkey?…(asking for a friend)… pic.twitter.com/ja8ZLtDVfq
— เคเภ (@Keroffin) January 10, 2017
Now, if you find yourself wondering, was this all just a big mistake? Surely, a company didn’t decide to sell a horse toy with a d*ck between its legs right? Well, my friends, you are sadly mistaken. These toy horse d*cks are spreading. It doesn’t just stop at horses either we might be looking at a full toy d*ck epidemic.
I snapped this pic of my kids toy the other day. Total agreement here! Why!!??? pic.twitter.com/r7SV1Va1Os
— Aaron Carpenter (@str8carpin) January 5, 2017
Not sure why my ceramic turtles do either!! They were my GRANDMA'S turtles pic.twitter.com/Eiosa8fNMS
— Shawn Singer (@ShawnSinger1012) January 5, 2017
Grandma?! The Turtles?! Interestingly enough this horse d*ck fiasco went viral and some people were surprised. Not our friend Bob thought. He wasn’t shocked in the slightest because he knew what he was getting into. He knew people couldn’t resist.
people love dick picks
— bob (@atbobb) January 5, 2017
Furthermore, I’m not sure if Bob’s take is 100% on point in this situation, I feel he may have a point when it comes to this horse. I guess penises do get the people talking. Just make sure if you plan on buying any animal toys for your loved ones give that bad boy an ocular pat-down before you decide to buy it. You don’t want to scar the children.