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[Hamburglar returns home from a long day of burger stealing]
another long day at work stealing burgers.
Wife: we need money not burgers— luke [from online] (@internetluke) October 13, 2014
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please don't open up a new can of whoop ass when there is already an opened one in the refrigerator
— جســـار (@Jassar_JD) May 7, 2014