Donald Trump Jr. Got Dragged For His Tweet About Halloween Candy And Socialism

There’s nothing quite like roasting the president’s grown children— unless we’re talking about roasting the president himself. For example, remember all the laughs we had when we realized Ivanka didn’t know the meaning of the words ‘relative’, ‘albeit’, ‘complicit’, and my personal favorite, ‘otherwise’? Oh how we laughed! Now Donald Trump Jr. has stepped out to provide the public with even more laughs, simply because he’s such a standup guy— albeit his complicity in trophy hunting exotic animals might suggest otherwise. It’s all in how you look at it. Some might say it’s…all relative.

Anyway, on Halloween Don Jr. tweeted a picture of his daughter Chloe dressed as a cop, holding a bucket of Halloween candy. The caption read: “I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism.”

FIRST OF ALL, how dare you. Second of all, how you gonna use your own oblivious child to make a political point on Twitter? Third of all, Halloween candy is given out for FREE by people who bought it in order to give it away for FREE. That’s how Halloween works. Fourth of all, that’s not how socialism works. Fifth of all, it’s “too.”

It seems as though the Trump spawn have issues with word definition and grammar.

Sixth of all, enjoy the following tweets:



Then the famous people came through with that fire. Get ’em, Zach!

GET ‘EM, J.K.!


As Karl Marx once said, “Halloween candy plays the largest part in determining the course of history.”