Rogue Twitter Employee Shuts Down Donald Trump’s Account For 11 Heavenly Minutes

For 11 glorious minutes around 7PM ET last Thursday, President Donald Trump’s verified Twitter account, @realdonaldtrump, inexplicably vanished. It was not immediately clear what had happened and Twitter did not immediately address the disappearance. Those attempting to reach the president’s account were met with a blue landing page; “Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!”

Initially, Twitter’s Government and Elections team tweeted that Trump’s account was “inadvertently deactivated due to a human error.” But just a couple of hours later, PLOT TWIST! Further investigation revealed “a Twitter customer support employee … did this on the employee’s last day.” A Twitter employee deactivated POTUS’ account on his last day of work! Bro

Trump’s response? “I guess the word must finally be getting out- and having an impact.” What word, Mr. President? WHAT WORD?!

For a glorious 11 minutes, the President of the United States was unable to tweet about Hillary’s emails, incite nuclear war with North Korea, or harass NFL players. Needless to say, Twitter was stoked. The jokes practically wrote themselves.




There have been ongoing calls for Twitter to ban Trump from the platform over tweets directed at North Korea that the rogue nation interpreted as a declaration of war. Inexplicably, Twitter’s response was “It would take something really deplorable for a ban, and I highly doubt even Trump is that stupid.”