Our beautiful country of America has been the center of attention lately, whether it’s our recent tendency towards natural disasters and national tragedies or our less than modest President Donald Trump who can’t seem to keep his tiny fingers off his Twitter feed. From 3 AM “covfefe” mishaps to political gossip and celebrity clap-backs, Lord knows the internet has enough material to work with to provide us with some quality social media entertainment revolving around our beloved leader.
As the news-feed scrollers, we are this day in age, we’re inundated with pure comedic gold. And let me tell you what a time it is to be alive, my friends. Let me take your mind away from the threat of nuclear war and social/racial unrest, and show you around the world of the best responses to the Tweets of the one and only Donald Trump.
1. Eventually, sometime, maybe, hopefully, we’ll finally get some answers.
At some point, possibly in the future, Mexico might consider maybe paying for the wall, maybe with money, but maybe not. We don't know yet— elan gale (@theyearofelan) April 23, 2017
The Don doesn’t want to look too eager, you know.
2. Sleep is for the weak!
Yep. Every time you say some crazy shizz I think to myself, if only he were more sleep deprived this would go way better.— Capitol Hill Books (@chbooksdc) September 30, 2016
Maybe he just plugs himself in at night.
3. We know, Google, we don’t get it either.
I imagine one person saying the first and then a second person asking the next three with increasing incredulity pic.twitter.com/FTj7TLe3jr— BOOlga (@runolgarun) August 17, 2015
4. Attention: the news is an STD.
Fake news is a disease, CNN is herpes that never goes away! #CNNisHerpes— Mike Cernovich ?? (@Cernovich) July 19, 2017
At least the presidency is a disease that goes away with 4 years of treatment.
5. Despite the negative Covfefe…
Ah, so the nuclear code is #Covfefe. Good to know.— Charlie Pickering (@charliepick) May 31, 2017
We gave the nuclear launch codes to a man who sends rogue tweets at 3 A.M….