27 Tweets About Halloween That Are So Funny It’s Downright Spooky

Halloween is approaching, which means either you’re one of those over-achievers who already has their costume picked, outfitted, and trial-tested; or you’re a normal person who has a loose idea of what would be fun to do on Halloween and will invariably end up having to scrape together a s***y costume 2 hours before a Halloweeen party you didn’t even plan on going to.

Anywhoozle, Halloween used to be fun. Free candy and staying up late? Sign me up. When you’re an adult, though, it just becomes a giant stressful freak-fest filled with sticky makeup, garter belts, and making out with a dude dressed as Shrek because your drunk ass thought his Scottish accent was real.