Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about our boobs.
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*scrolls to the bottom of my feelings*
*hits Unsubscribe*— debby ryan (@DebbyRyan) December 5, 2017
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*sees one snowflake fall on the sidewalk*
me: pic.twitter.com/BN15RPLjVz
— Sleighlor Trudon?? (@taylortrudon) December 9, 2017
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RT if The Great British Baking Show is the only therapy you can afford
— Kirsten King (@KirstenKing_) December 5, 2017
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[me, 90 years old, shaking and screaming from flashbacks as my son ushers the grandchildren away]
SON: NEVER ASK GRANDMA ABOUT THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) December 8, 2017
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My favorite thing about working from home is the part where you don't look in a mirror until 12:30 and then you scream
— Jia Tolentino (@jiatolentino) December 7, 2017