I don’t remember ever listening to Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” on purpose and yet I know all the lyrics. This is what happens. This is how they get you.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) December 3, 2017
GOOD MORNING, I FEEL GOOD TODAY! SO MUCH SO THAT IM KIND OF SUSPICIOUS ABOUT IT!
— Brokey the Christmas Heaux (@brokeymcpoverty) December 4, 2017
some girls wake up looking like they were sprung from an angel’s cooch in the morning, but I wake up looking like a boiled potato
— GigiEngle (@GigiEngle) December 7, 2017
All women are in competition with each other for one thing: a jewel-encrusted chalice that controls the flow of time
— rachel andelman (@rajandelman) December 5, 2017
all my black friday serums are arriving so i imagine by wednesday i will be a glossier model
— Xena WorrierPrincess (@marianbull) December 4, 2017