26.
i would describe my winter look as “a thin grandfather about to tell a story to a child on Christmas Eve”
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) December 8, 2017
27.
If my Facebook Year in Review video were honest, it’d just be quick cuts of me screaming and using the word “fuck” as various parts of speech.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) December 7, 2017
28.
Wanna know if you are whipped by your three year old toddler? Ask yourself one question… Do you put ice cubes in his water bottle?
— Jenny Mollen (@jennyandteets) December 4, 2017
29.
Just got into the Christmas spirit by remembering how cool Joseph was about an invisible guy impregnating his lady Mary.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) December 8, 2017
30.
Can girls stop saying all we need is like chicken nuggets and a hug like speak for yourself you weird bitch
— gabby (@gabrieellaelise) November 13, 2017