“You taste like my dad”
worst thing:” how cute”. yes, i’m not hard yet and i’m a grower but that’s not something i want to hear about my dick.
I was told after sex one time that she had to get home to her husband and kids. I felt like a complete piece of shit and was expecting a big mountain man with a shotgun to show up at any time for months. I still feel bad. Cheating is no fucking bueno to me. But jesus I guess asking if they’re married when they’re ready to go isn’t on my interview question list.
“Did you put the trash outside?”
When the rhythm of “Don’t stop”, turns into “Stop, don’t”…