25 Guys Admit The Worst Things They’ve Ever Heard In Bed


When I was just learning about sex I was going down on a girl and after about three minutes she looked at me with a pokerface and said ‘what are you doing down there’


“Hey… hey… wake up… hey… wake up…

…there’s someone in the house.”


“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.”


“Im so glad I skipped my birth control. Now we can be together forever and ever.”

“Oh how cute, you have an innie.”

“So, is now a bad time to mention the herpes and hep?”


Worst I heard was “wow, you can’t tickle me, darth_vaders_bung? Even my mom can tickle me. That’s okay, you can do things for me my mom can’t”