25 Guys Admit The Worst Things They’ve Ever Heard In Bed

6. Anonymous:

“Sorry, I just farted on your dick”

It was terrible and I laughed so hard I lost my erection.

7.Spire2:

“I’ve had bigger” still pisses me off and hurts so much to this day.

8.PolishThrowaway11:

“I’m too hungover to cum, just hurry up.”, which might have been true, but I’ll never know and that was the only girl I slept with who was experienced enough to tell if I’m subpar in bed, so it’s been pestering me ever since.

9.TheStyleGod:

“Can you hurry up?” or “Are you almost finished?” is such a fucking buzzkill that it makes the sex last longer. Sometimes I just stop cause she obviously doesn’t want to have sex at that point.

10.MisterCelsius93:

“Your dick is bigger than your brothers.”